Five Facts About Father

 

1. Father lives and works in the attic. Mom says he is a gentleman, a guide and a guardian.
2. Father is from the first city and he only speaks Truth, but he likes to hum to old ABBA songs.
3. Father smells like sea storms, old teaspoons and rotten bananas.
4. When the stars are right, father loves taking me to the games his team plays below the graveyard.
5. Father doesn’t care about my grades because he says the time of man is about to end.