foolproofrituals.onion

In the hidden recesses of the dark web—a series of urls that can only be accessed using specific software or having special authorisations—people all over the world share a wealth of information and offer all kinds of services. Most of the activity in the dark web is either illegal or immoral, but also incredibly mundane. There are, however, a few notable exceptions. One of this exceptions is the elusive webpage commonly referred to as foolproofrituals.onion due to its contents and its alleged accessibility through the relatively popular anonymous communication software.

This page, according to different anonymous sources, offers an impressive catalogue of mystical rituals, both ancient and modern, selected from all kinds of source materials: dusty witchcraft manuscripts, old kabbalistic tomes, Victorian essays on spiritology and even a few modern cyber-magical experiments. All the rituals included had been rewritten, and their instructions and requisites had been meticulously explained in modern English for their prospective users. The effects of the purportedly guaranteed sorceries cover an incredible range of topics, from the summoning of demonic entities to the resurrection of the dead, although apparently not all the contents of the page are immediately available to visitors.

The web supposedly has an apparently normal search bar on its main page but, if we are to believe all the reports found, entering closely related search terms could give each user access to wildly different rituals. Those that not only used the web, but also dared to carry out the mystical routines, maintain that each one of them worked as intended. However, as it’s bound to happen when toying with unspeakable magics, on the long run their short-term successes seemed to have unexpected, and often harmful, consequences.

The current url for this dangerous website is unknown, which could very well be for the better, but thousands of people continue looking for it each day. For those that manage to find this legendary repository of forbidden knowledge, we advise extreme prudence before taking any action. And for those that found this warning too late, we can only wish them luck and hope for the best.